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Well Demotivational Poster

EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....

TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:24 am
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force

WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.

TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm

One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by house

thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you

DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...

TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by wehrvamp

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.

REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind

The Truth -

TAGS: truth hate society orwell dystopia
Rating: 4.86/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:48 pm
And the truth--in your eyes--being....
Silverheart - January 26, 2016, 12:53 pm

*gasp* I'm offended by this. Show some sen5itivity!

WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.

TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by okami

lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale

LOL - Have at it spelling Nazis

TAGS: looks well written to me
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:57 pm
Absolute win!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 4:21 pm
I'd swear that 2nd line says moo goo gai pan...
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 4:12 pm
you spelled laundry wrong ;) 5L

PUPPY LOVE - What started out as puppy love has now grown into something much bigger.


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


TAGS: beware lest you turn into an example as well hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am

touching. now where's my d*** anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


TAGS: anonymity guy fawkes liberty orwell and your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by rerun

steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm
Powerful rerun. 5L

GEORGE ORWELL'S 1984 - It wasn't meant to be an instruction manual

TAGS: orwell 1984
Rating: 4.85/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:35 am
They took it as something of a guide line though that is for sure!

GUY FLEEGMAN - A character so awesome... no one remembers his last name 'till the END of the movie

TAGS: guy fleegman galaxy quest rockwell
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by TylerDaniels

fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 8:59 am
Sorry, I got caught up in the article about Gwen's c*****ge.
MPsniper - May 13, 2012, 7:49 am
GREAT movie !

WELCOME HOME - Job well done soldier, job well done.

WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.


TAGS: life live it well leave a proud legacy
Rating: 4.96/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 5, 2017, 7:40 pm
My greatest fear isn't dying, it's living for nothing.
Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
Since none of my choice items of apparel are both tattered AND blood soaked (or even chrimson bespeckled), I'd say I'm way ahead on points, compared to that dude. An uplifting poster, indeed!
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 10:54 am
F you, "You have already voted!" notice. 5L again, if I could.
phydeaux - August 4, 2010, 11:59 pm
For my own reasons, that just makes me cry. Words escape me.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 8:10 pm
Powerful, 5L

THE 90S - This about sums it up.

TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Kspace

djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
why don't you marry it?


TAGS: separation relationship farewell
Rating: 4.38/5

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lgvernon - August 23, 2013, 10:23 am

Oh no! Sorry, Mao--
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:41 am
Very Good For A Day That's Coming. 5 SAD L.
lgvernon - August 22, 2013, 11:51 pm

Deep breaths...but don't strain yourself. We all know what happens when you do.
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 11:17 pm
Nice words, but 5L for the poster that reminds me of Mooooooooooooooooooo’s avatar, of which there is no number…because IT’S FREAKING OFF THE FREAKING SCALE!!….whew…tired now…and…I think I broke a nail

GEORGE ORWELL - Is watching you...


TAGS: well now don t ask don t tell
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Airman - January 25, 2010, 2:26 pm
Love it
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:45 pm
I hate Motifakes that re-tell old lame jokes but somehow I always give them 5L!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 11:52 am

you are back in it now.
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 11:01 am
Dammit. I voted this one 5L and knocked my poster out of the top five again. LoL! :P
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:59 am

when I saw the image I thought Airman made it, I am quite impressed. You stepping up the game makes it harder for a slacker such as myself.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:58 am
lol I thought this was a sh** at Brit. Joke's hilarious 5L
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 10:57 am
Very old joke! I was trying to slip an Airman or a Ron in there but just couldn't make it work! So here's to you guys...you bunch of les*****!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:47 am

old joke but the image absoutly makes it. 5L

A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .

TAGS: normal person dont know well
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Budog

Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm
Awesome 5Ls

GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: all s well that ends well
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by motifayk

SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 7:50 pm
I wrecked my mom's car by driving it into a tree. When I was fifteen.


TAGS: well i got a woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Chompers - March 23, 2010, 8:10 pm
They call me.....Creepy Gra** Jackson
spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:15 pm
Very cool. Starter blues name: No Toes Cherry Nixon. 5Ls.
Airman - March 22, 2010, 6:14 pm
I have been on Beale, but not for the full experience. We ran out of time.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:05 pm
Airman, ever walk take the Beale Street walk?
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 6:00 pm
thr trumpet is a beautiful instrument! i'm not playing with any trumpet players right now, but with two sax players that bring the house down! I play the guitar, and the blues are the all I play! :)
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 5:56 pm
Jake, WTF! You trying to get a fellow motifaker fired! Holy crap i needed a laugh like that!
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 5:00 pm
I woke up this mo'nin', zits all over the place, Yeah I woke up this mo'nin', I had a pizza face, Big Momma screamin' at me... Yeah the b**** is hard on my case! Ba dum Ba Dump.
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
And if Double is trying to infer that 17 y/o white boys have nothing to sing the Blues about....try being one!
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:45 pm
if you are talking to me.. I have socks that old. I was 17 a loooong time ago
thatonechick - March 22, 2010, 4:26 pm
I am. Why do you ask?
Double - March 22, 2010, 4:22 pm
You are a 17 year old white boy, right?
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:09 pm
you guys are cracking me up. Love the names. I used to play the trumpet, and was getting fairly good but I had to give it up in 10th grade. Hard to march at halftime when you are a defensive tackle. band teacher wouldn't budge, nor would football coach
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
btw 5 lions! do you play any instrument Airman? :)
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
you dont have to be old to sing and play the blues, if you got it, you got it, if you dont, that means youre doing just fine :p
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 3:27 pm
I was wondering about that...I mean, what if you were homeless living in a cardboard box on the beach...no, or maybe your wife left you pennyless with no ticket home and you had to live next to the beach...no both of those would be pretty sweet. :)
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 1:17 pm
5 depressed whiskey's for you Airman!! I especially like "You can't get the Blues in Hawaii".
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 1:16 pm
Woke up this mo'nin on the wrong side of the bed, di'nt realize it wasn't mine 'till I felt a gun on my head.... -Gimpythumb Apple Garfield
MO - March 22, 2010, 12:11 pm
HELP!!! We're getting spamed in the forums!!! Frickin shoe salesman!!! (not a joke)
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:08 pm
5 beautiful notes from my bass guitar, Mr. Airman!!!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 12:03 pm
5 Fat River Dumplings From Blind Melon Chitlin'

THE HAND - talk to it

TAGS: might as well go get a beer
Rating: 4.29/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
Scarface reference 5L
rerun - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm

He is telling the hand just how much fun it will be having with his little friend
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:34 pm
cause you'll be talking with your's later....5L


TAGS: well it could be worse
Rating: 3.84/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 1:53 pm
You'd think there'd be more blood, don't you? More bad news...apparently your new wife's v***** is bigger than the local Shriner's Hall.


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


TAGS: tunafish and 8 track ***es don t mix well
Rating: 3.36/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
d*** you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
d*** you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!

"YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" - "We stick together and we see it through- You've got a friend in me!" -Randy Newman

TAGS: well mommy is back
Rating: 2.42/5

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Insaniac - January 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
Would make sense.
Derek - January 5, 2010, 8:13 pm
I'm sure this was inspired by the charming habit of wasps to lay eggs in live caterpillars.

Dont Worry -

TAGS: dogs gymnastics stairwell gravity acrophobia
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - August 5, 2014, 12:54 am
She does...they're in mason jars on her mantle next to her framed autographed ph**o of Martin Milner and Kent McCord...
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 11:05 pm
I so hate being called out like that, dear Missy. There are just no printable replies that readily come to mind. But…..does Vernon count? Pretty sure she has the balls………
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
I call bull**** on that...steve didn't have the balls to be your 1st.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:00 pm
Oh. Sorry. Go ahead. Was it so long ago? You were my first.
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 4:26 pm
Gary...stop hitting on the new guy.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 9:03 am
Yer good, Vindy. Now be a good member and pop into the POSTER EVOLUTION thread and let’s see what yer really made of. It’s rather stimulating. You do like to be stimulated, right?


TAGS: at least forseti will eat well tonight ice
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:01 am
Hell yeah, I remember those days when the popular German pumpkins were not hunted into extinction yet. I hit at least 6 out of 10 with my heavy air rifle. They called me The German Predator. Secure your vegetables!!!
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 1:27 am
Could it be because those are squash?
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 12:48 am
I like it, but the gords confuse me...5/5

THE WEBER FISSION GRILL - better drink that beer quickly

TAGS: well done sound good
Rating: 4.22/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:54 pm
WTF BBQ? That's WTF BBQ! 5L!
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:58 pm
Ah...the W80 free fall grill. Fully amsome Airman...5Fallout shelters and a fav for you!
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 1:58 pm
Killer Crocs dude

FRENCH NAVAL ENSIGN - white cross on white background

TAGS: well known for their bravery
Rating: 3.92/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 5:37 am
ok, naval ensign seems to be the right word. searched for a translation of 'Kriegsstandarte' (flag which only is used at war - can't even describe it very well...)
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:49 am
5 *Giggles*.

FAIL - it really did happen

No Mo Mocha -

TAGS: better latte than well youknow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!

Winter Health -

TAGS: flu season guide to wellness
Rating: 4.86/5

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Thedge - November 19, 2014, 9:50 pm
Doc advises switched the tomato juice then, to V8.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:32 pm
Sounds like a plan...'cept the celery...can't do the celery...displaces too much vodka.


TAGS: paint picture calendar caveman rockwell
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - December 1, 2011, 7:31 am
lol... this rocks
caveman - December 1, 2011, 6:19 am
And i'm still trying to claim my royalties on them all.


TAGS: janchallenge oh well back to work
Rating: 4.27/5

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R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 6:38 pm
Woah! You had me going there for a second!

ROUGHING IT - Hello, DishTV? I Need To Get A Satellite Installed.


TAGS: childrens plasma must work well
Rating: 4.73/5

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MashiMashi - December 26, 2012, 2:40 pm
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TAGS: job well done thankyou
Rating: 4.72/5

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Gramaticus - May 19, 2012, 4:03 pm
Do you know how they were the LAST combat brigade to leave Iraq? They renamed us. We went from being the 1st Combat Aviation Brigade to being the 1st Enhanced Aviation Brigade. I was at BIAP and saw these guys go.
AdmiralAckbar - August 19, 2010, 5:56 pm
thanks guys, now get out of harms way.

NO REST FOR THE WEARY - We sleep safely at night, because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.

TAGS: rnr orwell sleep guard 1984
Rating: 4.68/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:36 pm
5 guardian poodles. Nicely said RnR!
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 3:33 pm
Very nice. 5L
GySgt1811 - July 13, 2010, 3:24 pm


TAGS: well now what have we here
Rating: 4.53/5

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BoneCD - August 20, 2011, 8:35 am
Jerk - August 19, 2011, 2:51 pm
I knew there was a reason why everytime you went to the Bowers castle, that hoe just left with the bowser.
shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 6:18 pm
guess she loves dragon d!ck
Anonymous2 - June 23, 2010, 11:16 pm
Hey, when she's been kidnapped more times than you can count, Bowser's chasing her down for some reason...
rerun - June 23, 2010, 6:28 am

do I need to call you wheels?
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 3:01 am
So, I have to drive while you do what you do?
rerun - June 23, 2010, 3:00 am

sh**gun time
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:28 pm
I won't name names...but this really happened to a bud of mine. He walked out of the delivery room and called his brother, a divorce attorney! They were Caucasian, and lets just say the baby wasn't.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 11:04 pm
Never trust those Princess types 5 angry poodles

SATISFACTION - Girls like 'em well hung But the ability to stand long and strong matters equally....

ORSON WELLES - Wreaking Havoc One Radio Broadcast At a Time

WELL TRAINED - When I snap my fingers once They line up in formation When I do it twice ... NSFW !

TAGS: well trained
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:56 am


TAGS: well you got me this time
Rating: 4.42/5

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Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 10:20 am
I'd hate to see her mad at me
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:07 am
I snickered. ;) Although, she might be the smartest blonde yet!

ARACHNOPHOBIA - Not just spiders, it applies to scorpions as well... Especially grey ones!

TAGS: not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well
Rating: 4.42/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:26 am
usually it cracks
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:23 am
Doesn't your mirror fog up then????
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:20 am
I've seen that face before....when I've walked out of the shower :) 5L
deadraisin - June 3, 2010, 7:16 am
You of course are forgetting the often overlooked third arachnoid. TERMITES! Ooh scarier still.


TAGS: farewell goodbye rain j sabina calendar
Rating: 4.29/5

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gas - July 2, 2012, 1:32 pm
thanks! though it's not really mine.. it's my free translation with little changes here & there of a song by maestro Sabina
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:21 am
really well done
gas - June 30, 2012, 10:14 pm
thanks :)
Sho - June 30, 2012, 6:22 pm
five'd & fav'd

AIRMAN - He doesn't take it too well when one of his posters is rejected

TAGS: airman he doesn t take it too well when one of his posters is rejected
Rating: 4.24/5

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thatonechick - May 25, 2010, 4:03 pm
LoL @ comments. Lions all around! (I just almost typed, "Loins all around!" :P I'm so glad I caught that error.)
fred - March 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's so beautiful! :P
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:46 am
No Problems Airman...I didn't speak with TOC, but I have been subject to her rejection...( which leaves me heart-broken ).
Airman - March 8, 2010, 4:41 pm
what? did you talk to TOC? thanks Musty
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:21 pm
Can't you see? It was a test to see if phantoms could pass through walls.

TRAGEDY - In 1888, a Kansas physician devised a machine to dig deeper bores for water. During a demonstration it exploded, killing him & 5 onlookers. He forgot that his job was to attend to the sick, not the well.

LOVE IS LIKE A WELL - A good thing to drink out of, but a bad thing to fall into.

THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!

TAGS: november challenge bang bang maxwells silver hammer came down upon her head
Rating: 3.86/5

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Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 6:14 pm
Yes! This one's the winner, hands down. I'd give you 10 lions if I could.

BEER - How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

TAGS: make me a sandwitch aswell
Rating: 3.71/5

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


TAGS: dont forget to get all the glitter off as well
Rating: 3.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 12:16 pm
I concur.....and I know a few thing about BS.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 12:15 pm

That's not bacon, just BS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 12:14 pm
Is it "Natrultarded"?....That ain't Natural.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 12:12 pm

just a matter of how you define "natural"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 12:02 pm
I'm sure there's nothing "Natural" about it.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:47 am

and to think, it comes naturally
GreyScorpion - January 14, 2010, 11:47 am
Mrs Rerun's Back Bacon make him achin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:47 am
You're a sick man Rerun....a sick, hilarious Man.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:46 am

don't torment me on fantasies that cannot be
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:42 am
Why? are they made of bacon?
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:37 am

nope, just ask my Catholic wife and daughter
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:27 am
Not a very good Jew, are you Rerun?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:27 am
I'm sure you meant [email protected] TOC, there's a place in my town that serves a bacon double cheeseburger sub with lettuce and tomato. (Come visit sometime.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:25 am

I haven't met bacon I didn't like...well, except a brand of it.
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 11:24 am
I like bacon pizza. And BLTs... with extra mayo. :)
GreyScorpion - January 14, 2010, 11:23 am
how are you on Rumake?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:21 am
I did forget filet Mignon (wrapped in bacon)and bacon wrapped scallops....mmmmmm, Bacon wrapped scallops. Also, Bacon popsicles....coming to a store near you.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:20 am

Bacon Wars. I sense something brewing here. who is going to take this & run with it?
GreyScorpion - January 14, 2010, 11:19 am
that's as close to being bacon as tofu
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:19 am
That's Kosher!!! How dare you!
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 11:17 am
Turkey bacon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:16 am
That's just Racist.... I love all bacon...Bacon bits, salted Bacon, plain bacon, Canadian bacon, Bacon soup, Bacon souffle, Bacon Pie, Bacon kabobs................................
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:13 am

I know your type...only Canadian Bacon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:10 am
I love the Bacon....what can I say?
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:06 am

why you got go jewish on me? You know that ain't kosher
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:04 am
God d*** you Rerun....you jewed in on my comment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:03 am
It's probably Briton.....faceplant is still confused.....XD.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:03 am

somehow TOC, I just don't see you as being the other woman.
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 11:02 am
Who is Rose? I'm jealous.
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2010, 11:01 am
I do that a lot. Thanks tho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:16 am
Excellent! 5L......but you spelled "women" wrong.

RESIGNATION - With the sun's last rays You finally give up hope Of finding your keys


TAGS: remember this well young man
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - October 22, 2009, 12:59 am
Huh? That was me way way back in September. Now I'm more "meh" ... no I'm not. Still way love this one. Totally great.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 5:25 pm
Thanks Sean
Sean - September 16, 2009, 4:06 pm
Love it.


TAGS: well
Rating: 3.18/5

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TAGS: but not too well but if you fall off that leaf she ll kill you
Rating: 3.14/5

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Sean - May 5, 2010, 10:13 pm
Women fake orgasms. Men fake interest. I'm o.k. with that.
moo - June 13, 2009, 1:31 am
Who said that?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:30 am
they call it Dissociative identity disorder now. but there's a Dis in that as well.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 1:28 am
Yer good people MO, and by that I mean you take the Dis out of Mulitple Personality Disorder. Say "hi" to *wink wink* Nik for me. She's good people too, I imagine.
MO - June 13, 2009, 1:21 am
Don't worry Sean....I just 5ved it! And Nik is a huge frog fan so I'll make sure she hooks him up as well.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 1:15 am
Dudes, someone just 1-ed Froggy here. So be careful out there. No one's posters are safe when there's a hater about.
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 12:56 am
That Jamesons is a rock-solid alibi. Enjoy!
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:52 am
Oh thank god, I was blaming my dizziness on the Jamesons. Thought I might have to cut back. phew!!
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 12:51 am
Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:48 am
And many's the time my inner tree frog d*** near fell off that leaf. Hell, I even thought about gut loading a cricket with fresh expresso grounds -- mentally speaking, of course. But then I thought to myself, what the hell am I talking about?


TAGS: well i guess i won t be doing any old navy commercials
Rating: 3.08/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:31 pm

GUATEMALA CITY - Is really the pits.




GUERILLA - Pwning the US Army since... well, since it exists

TAGS: pwning us army well since it exists
Rating: 2/5
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
like others said due we won our freedom with it. but you do sort of have a point. all the forces depicted here did use guerilla tactics and they all put up a good fight, but they did not pwn
mr. me - September 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
M134D Gatling Gun...fires 3000 rounds per second.. 50 caliber armor p******* rounds... ak47 sukka****...research your ****... dumbass...
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:15 am
Okay genius: So what's the current ratio of Taliban-AQ dead to US-NATO forces? What? We've killed more than 10x their number you say? I thought so...now sit down and STFU Timmy.
galen066 - August 9, 2009, 7:50 pm
@Agent K - yeah, that's why the US/NATO forces are pinned down in fortress town and have to move out in company force just to go the drugstore.
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
also for the record we are kicking a** in Iraq and Afghanistan despite what MSNBC and CNN would have you believe...also this poster is just full of fail.
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
yup and our thanks to the native Americans for teaching them to us was the ra** and pillage of their culture and land!
Mr. Nemo - August 9, 2009, 2:15 pm
Sorry to tell this little secret but Guerilla tactics is how we won our freedom in the first place.
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 6:23 am
In sequence=got thier land,killed 2million,and bail them out of firefights. nuff said.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:47 pm
Dumbass, the Guerilla's always LOSE against the U.S army in the wartime after 9/11 till now the Guerillas haven't been able to launch ONE attack on america
W - April 21, 2009, 10:03 pm
Spanish invented it to fight Napoleon. The Moar you know.
lol - December 6, 2008, 2:58 pm
wow the op is a f***ing douche
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:16 pm
Motifake needs to crack down on the troll posters.
Roamer - July 18, 2008, 10:29 pm
Seriously, I hate when people who are (most likely) American completely fail basic US history; We USED guerrilla warfare in the Revolutionary War. Enjoy your fail and have some AIDS for desert.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:46 pm
Your history is as good as your English.

YOU SUCK - It's "This proves I can teach WELL"

TAGS: vash teach well spell proves
Rating: 1.88/5

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The joke - December 18, 2008, 3:42 am
it went right over your head

Don't you know? -

TAGS: well everybody knows
Rating: 5/5

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AirCop - August 7, 2014, 11:54 pm
* Papa uoo mao mao, Pa Papa uooma mao mao, Papa uoo mao mao. Pa Papa uooma mao mao. Da da dip Da da dip. Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa .
Sho - August 5, 2014, 8:34 pm
bird is the word. 5/F

once upon a time -

Forsaken -

TAGS: forsaken farewell beautiful horrible heavy
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 4, 2013, 6:50 pm
Very nice. 5L

Well Done Me -

Darwinism -

Spider-man -

Potential -


TAGS: well hung gone to stud
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - June 13, 2011, 6:32 pm

V....it just keeps getting better


TAGS: rockwell post cover humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 4:57 pm

This was 1948~~the age of the 'PArty Line' telephone. Listening in on others' conversations was the norm, with personal business spreading like wildfire.
Iconoclast - August 15, 2013, 4:50 pm
Communism wasn't the big issue in 1938. It might gossip about Johnny joining the Marines and what he and Sally were doing down by the lake .... or what Johnny's Mom and Sally's Dad were doing down by the lake while the kids were at the High School Prom.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:33 pm
I'm curious what sort of gossip there was then - besides everyone being suspected of being a communist :-D




Big Brother -


EJECT BEFORE YOU CRASH INTO THE CROWD - Oh and Goose watch out for the windshield.

Can’t plonounce…. ahwls….. awls…….ahwos….. -

TAGS: well clap
Rating: 4.2/5

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CUBBYBEAR - The winter coat and lack of exercise took it's toll on his success rate with the ladies.

TAGS: and the camera adds 10 pounds as well
Rating: 4.16/5

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Bovee - February 8, 2010, 10:02 am
5L's all the way.
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 8:25 am
Ahhh...graced by our Lord and Master. Thank you Sir!
motifake - February 8, 2010, 7:44 am


LET'S HOPE THIS WORKS - we need it to


TUPPERWARE - The Molumbos now know how valuable it is in stretching their food dollar


TAGS: 1984 orwell
Rating: 4/5

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Mahomygod - March 30, 2011, 10:03 pm
He who gives presents, is generally well received.
Greeny - March 30, 2011, 8:56 pm
Dibs on the remote!
spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:36 pm
He who controls the past, controls the future. 5L

OH WELL - At Least I still Have MotiFake

JEALOUSY - It's not wishing you'd made that poster. It's not trying to imitate that poster either. It's voting 1 lion when it deserves 5.

TAGS: oh well submit the bad ones too
Rating: 3.74/5

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spacedog - October 8, 2009, 9:10 pm
Actually that's not what I had in mind but thanks guys. (even you hornhead)
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:26 am
Following the logic of this poster, I have to give it a 5.
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:21 am
....I knew that...Have I told you how..shiny your horns have been lately? What is that? Varnish? Ooooh..
Haarakkon - October 7, 2009, 1:19 am
LOL - No, I meant SpaceDork. He's alright...
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:17 am
DORK?? Who're you calling DORK? Have you SEEN yourself in the mirror? I mean.. HORNS? REALLY?!
Haarakkon - October 7, 2009, 1:16 am
Agreed. Dork.
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:14 am
And you got my 5 here.
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:14 am
I sense some insecurity in you, SD. And if it IS there, then it's not appropriate. You're a great contributor, keep 'em coming!


TAGS: at long las my love has come well said she s close
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 9:05 pm
Thanks, AK. Sean... I've heeded that advice since you posted it. (saved me a lot of money on styptic pencils).
Arrogant Knight - June 21, 2009, 12:09 am
Whoa, dude. Brilliant. 5.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
Just get to her before that roving band of homocidal sanpping turtles ... that's very important. You dig?


TAGS: v is for well you know
Rating: 3.55/5

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BoneCD - January 9, 2010, 11:41 am
Ahhh...but the Ladies of MALT and the Ladies of MotiFake are 2 different things; one is a subset of the other! Thus BoR, that was premature shame!
Briton of Rose - January 9, 2010, 5:38 am
It's actually the view of Bone's widow's peak as he hangs his head in shame over being premature. Again. :D
Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:40 pm
Tell us, what DOES "V" stand for?


TAGS: orwellian animal farm humor
Rating: 3.42/5

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temp - October 24, 2009, 2:48 am
Even if they're his own nuts.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:06 pm
Beautiful. 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 1:11 pm
Thanks guys...even a blind squirrel finds a nut
RON - October 23, 2009, 12:14 pm
SAD...an early rum and coke...lol
RON - October 23, 2009, 12:13 pm
MY 5L...Squealer so say looking...lol
Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:29 am
Way cool.

ITSY BITSY SPIDER - Went up the water spout

TAGS: well it went up something
Rating: 3.41/5

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Shifty - August 23, 2010, 9:45 pm
Dude I work with the guy who took this pic. That's here on Okinawa, about a week ago.

I SAID NOW! - Eagles are so demanding.